I lost these again. When I cleaned my room, I re-found them. And so we have part eight of my no-good, dirty, rotten, very bad WLiiA? Mary Sue fanfic series. (If you have some weird desire to re-read the other parts, just click the self-mock tag.)

( Sentence finishing, talking in unison, awkward pauses, a sprinkling of very random emotions, and a healthy dose of drama. )

Sylvia got her new kitten today! His name is Hawkeye, and I have pictures. Also hanging out is Radar, my mom's new kitten. He's going to stay with us until we get them both fixed. Have some cuteness.

( Kittens plus some randomness on my part. )

I can't stop listening to School House Rock songs, you guys.

I fully and completely understand any defriendings that may occur due to this.

Hopefully I'm not the only one with embarrassing attachments to songs they listened to as an elementary school kid?

Here's part seven of my ridiculous WLiiA? badfic series. Poor OOC characters.

( Drama, you say? Time for me to get my Sue on! )

And here is part six. I'd like to repeat my heartfelt apologies to the WL? performers. I am so sorry, all of you. Just know that.

( Uh-oh! Did someone order some drama? No? Too bad! )

I meant to post this last night, but fell asleep. Oops. Anyway, here's part five.

( What happens at the Home Country Buffet stays at the Home Country Buffet, amirite? )

I have been remiss in posting this! Here is the fourth part of my ridiculous bad!fic series, starring a Sue version of me, my former best friend, and sadly, the barely-recognizable Whose Line is it Anyway? cast members. I apologize profusely to them all.

( I think I would stop being friends with someone if they ever pulled an April Fools joke that was this stupid. )

And here is the promised third part.

( I'm serious, guys. If I *ever* start acting like this, promise me you'll kill me. )

As promised, here is the next story in my horrible old WLiiA? bad!fic series. Part one is here, if you missed it.

( New-and-improved with an additional Sue at no extra charge! Plus! 20% more ridiculousness, and, as always, regular visits from the Unison Speech Fairy guaranteed! Act now while supplies last! )

Oh my god, I found it! Well, part of it. By "it" I clearly mean my old horrible Mary Sue/self-insert fanfic. It’s WLiiA? and I have to mock it-I promised myself I would. So here’s the first story in the epic, epic series of mayhem, mystery, and even...muuuurder!

( Let's take a walk down bad!fic memory lane, shall we? )